Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Michele Meleen
Boy telling grandfather a secret

Kids love the creative freedom found when they make up and tell jokes. Knock knock jokes feature simple punch lines and puns everyone can understand. Get a laugh out of friends and family with fun new knock knock jokes or use them to inspire your original jokes.

Funny Animals

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Sheep. Sheep who? She pooped in her diaper!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Hare. Hare who? Hare two ears are huge!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Bat. Bat who? Baa two times if you're a sheep.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl's who and so do you!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Bird. Bird who? Brrr, do you feel that chill?

Good Clean Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher ain't workin'!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Soap. Soap who? So poo on you!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Mop. Mop who? Ma pools open if you want to swim!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Bucket. Bucket who? Buck-e-two will buy you some candy!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Spray. Spray who? Spray you with the hose!

Mixed Up Characters

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Bless you!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Gru. Gru who? You grew!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Chima. Chima who? Chi ma DS broke again!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Muppet. Muppet who? Mu pet two-toed sloth!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Spongebob. Spongebob who? You know more than one guy named Spongebob?

Jokes to Tell Your Family

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Brother. Brother who? Bra they're hoopin' it up in the park.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Mother. Mother who? M'other hoodie is better!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? An two plus two equals four!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Cousin. Cousin who? Cuz in Whoville they love Christmas!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Dad. Dad who? Da dual player game is awesome!

Twisted Toys

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Pokeball. Pokeball who? Pokeball loose in the woods!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Tsum Tsum. Tsum Tsum who? Tsum cows moo!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Bike. Bike who? Buy cool toys at the store!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Dinosaur. Dinosaur who? Dino-saur a scary human!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Cards. Cards who? Car-dzoomed by!

Jokes You Don't Want to Eat

  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Berry. Berry who? I don't know anyone named Barry.
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cook - he who makes food!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream Moo when I see a cow!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Pop. Pop who? Pa poofed and now he's gone!
  • Knock, knock. Who's there? Sundae. Sundae who? Sun day I'm gonna buy a pony!

More Jokes

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Fun for Everyone

Knock knock jokes are easy to understand, fun to make up, and offer hours of laughter for people of all ages. These jokes for kids use everyday items they are familiar with and feature G-rated humor. Try one out on your family to see how many laughs you can get!

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids